Your Mum Collapses! Yes She Does

Published 2006-11-11. Read 3,091 times. 0 Comments. Tagged: games java news

They said it was only a matter of time and they were right… Coming on three years after it was finished, the Floor-5 powered remix of a classic game has been released in a format that some people might actually be able to play.


It has taken so long due to my misunderstanding of Java’s crazy JAR-structuring. Anyway, get Collapse from here (1.92MB and you’ll need WinRAR). When you’ve downloaded it, extract it and just double click the .jar file. If I’ve done my job, and you have the Java Runtime (JRE), it should load up and start singing to you.

Notable features include:

  • Joe Deeney on lead vocals
  • Ian Mason as chief heckler
  • Chris White for… well… going "OOOOOH" every time a new line pops up.

Finally, if your mother HAS collapsed, I meant no offence… It’s just a quote from the game… Otherwise, enjoy the game.

About Oli: I’m a Django and Python programmer, occasional designer, Ubuntu member, Ask Ubuntu moderator and technical blogger. I occasionally like to rant about subjects I should probably learn more about but I usually mean well.

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